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SPANISH FOR GRINGOS
Siempre hay algo que aprender. Y si no, fíjense como hacen los gringos para enseñar frases en castellano!
If your are a gringo and you don't know how to speak spanish, the new "Diccionario para el gringo" (Smart Gringo Dictionary) will be helpful in your learning.
Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have a dinner
N L C John = en el sillon = on the armchair
S toy tree stone = estoy triston = I'm kinda sad.
Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags
Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest.
As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.
The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando = stop bugging me.
Kit at tell loss = quítatelos = take off
See eye = si hay = yes we have
T n s free o? = tienes frio? = are you cold?
S taz pen the ho = estas pendejo = you are an asshole.
T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso = you have an erection.
Rascal p tow = rasca el pito = scratch the dick
Mass car eat a saw grad ah = mascarita sagrada = name for famous wrestler in Mexico
Tell o boy a in cruise tar = Te lo voy a incrustar = I'm going to insert it in you
Free hole it toes can chill it toes = Frijolitos con Chilitos. = Beans with chili